It means it won't be long before they strike at Piedmon. Howar: "Let me ask you something, Gabrielle. Does Xena ever think about settling down and getting married? Gabrielle: "No, she likes what I do I think she likes what she's doing. No, I don't think settling down is for Xena. Gabrielle: "You know, anything's possible Howar, I saw some wood lying around. Would you mind collecting it? We're gonna have to cook these somehow. That's a good shot.
Another one's fallen for you. Gabrielle: "You could wear chain mail. Xena: "On the other hand, I could just stop bathing and wear a smelly wolfskin. That'd turn them off. Howar: " Flowers for a flower. Xena: "Gabrielle. What do you think you're doing? That's just great. It 's gonna smell like fish for days. Gabrielle: "Well, what was I supposed to use, huh? You threw our only good cutting knife at a warlord last week.
I bet it's still sticking out of his thigh. Xena: "I want you to deliver a message to Zagreas. Tell him not to worry about anything.
I won't get in his way if he doesn't get in mine. Gabrielle: "The Bacchae gripped their victims like a python! The Bacchae fell on their victims like hungry wolves. That'll work. You used my scrolls? Xena: "Now take it easy. There were no good leaves in the bush. I used a piece that didn't have much writing on it. Gabrielle: "You know, how do you know he's coming this way? I haven't heard him in a few minutes. Maybe, he's gone another route. Xena: "There's a giants' burial ground close by.
I'm figuring he might want to stop there on the way. Let's go. Gabrielle: "What? There's actually something interesting about this place, Xena? This is like every other village we've ever been in. You know, for once you'd think somebody would try something new. Line the road with birch trees, or Minya : "Quit wiggling.
Stop wiggling, you rotten goat! Minya: "All right! I finally get to meet the Warrior Princess herself! I've heard about all your adventures. How you unchained death and liberated Prometheus and nailed that Callisto witch. Minya: "You are the main thing. The real deal, you know, the number one attraction. And, you must be What's it like to travel with the hottest warrior in the butt-kicking biz, huh? Does she sleep in the Minya: "And, we stayed behind to help.
All the other villagers, they've run into the hills except for me and my boyfriend, Howar. You probably met him already. Where is he? Minya: "Oh, I want you to know I'm ready to do anything you need. I'm as strong as a bull! And I can read! That's a pretty rare combination in these parts.
So, what's you plan, your strategy? How are you gonna whip this overgrown fleabag? Gabrielle: "Yeah, in case he's wearing a helmet. You know, like Goliath. You can reflect the sun onto him. He'll take off the helmet and expose the giant soft spot. Gabrielle: "Yeah, I know. And it worked. You know, you don't have to be original every time you fight, Xena. Gabrielle: "You know, her boyfriend is in love with you. Mmm, I guess I'll have to straighten that out, too.
Gabrielle: "You know what. We set up a perfectly good plan and then you change it at the last minute. Minya: "Hello, Howar!
Xena's here! Isn't she incredible? Action Adventure Drama. Director John Laing. Top credits Director John Laing. See more at IMDbPro. Photos 2. Add image. Top cast Edit.
Lucy Lawless Xena as Xena. Michael Hurst Nigel as Nigel …. Adrienne Wilkinson Eve as Eve. Alexandra Tydings Aphrodite as Aphrodite. Renato Bartolomei Beowulf as Beowulf. Alexander Petersons Odin as Odin. Alexis Arquette Caligula as Caligula. Kevin Smith Ares as Ares. Charles Mesure Michael as Michael. Luanne Gordon Grinhilda as Grinhilda. Peter Rowley Charon as Charon. Charon tries to take Caligula across the water, but Caligula likes being interviewed. He says Xena is evil.
Charon says that at least Xena pays her fare, unlike some other so-called hero, yeah, he means you, Hercules. Odin declines an interview, but the interviewer says someone from Valhalla, using the cloak of invisibility, is sitting in the chair to do an interview.
The interviewee says that Xena is after the golden apples, because Xena wants to be a god. Or a goddess. The interviewer shatters the myth of invisibility, revealing Odin. He says all loyal Norsemen should work to stop Xena from getting the apples, because she will return Ares to god status and become a god or goddess or whatever and be his queen. Odin says that is why Xena didn't kill Ares in the first place, because she has a thing for him.
Odin then firebombs a TV monitor, scares the interviewer, and storms out. He asks Gabrielle if Xena is Ares' love slave. Gabrielle knocks him down into the mud. The Interviewer goes to the farmstead. He beats on the door. Ares comes out. He says he has nothing to say about Xena. He says Xena owes him nothing. Ares laughs when asked about Xena being his queen. He says she isn't interested. Then Xena comes into the farmstead.
The Interviewer asks if Xena is in love with Ares. Ares knocks away all the cameras. In Heaven, the Interviewer talks to Archangel Michael. Michael says Odin would do well to fear Xena. He explains about angels, how they strive to help humans, but humans have free will and Xena exercises her free will with wild abandon.
He says Xena puts her own self interest above everything, explaining how Xena seduced Lucifer, etc. The Interviewer falls from Heaven and ends in Hell.
He interviews Lucifer. Lucifer is not too fond of Xena. The Interviewer finds Eve, praying in a circle of Eligians. Eve declines to talk to the Interviewer, then spews forth the message of Eli.
Then she curses the Interviewer with lots of bleeped words. She punches the Interviewer. The Interviewer says that Xena invokes strong emotions, either hatred or loyalty. Gabrielle comes on. She says the Interviewer has it all wrong about Xena. She says the Interviewer makes it sound like Ares and Xena have a conspiracy going to screw the world. Gabrielle says that Xena doesn't lust after Ares. She watches a montage of Xena and Ares kisses. Okay, they have a history, Gabrielle says. The Interviewer asks Gabrielle if she is in love with Xena.
Xena bursts in. The Interviewer asks Xena if she loves Gabrielle. Xena does the pinch on the Interviewer. She asks him who he loves. She says he doesn't love anyone, that no one loves anyone, because the world has lost its greatest gift. Outside, Xena and Gabrielle argue about sidekick stuff.
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